When somone mentions cake.

whatshouldwecallweddingphoto:

WHAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I REALIZE I’M IN THE WAY OF THE PRIMARY PHOTOGRAPHER

um yes.

whatshouldwecallweddingphoto:

When guests try to take photos of me while I’m working

whatshouldwecallweddingphoto:

*dies* these never get old…

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E CONCHIS OMNIA: A friend and I were assaulted by the staff at Barbarella in Austin last night. →

This shit is absolutely ridiculous coming from a city so progressive as Austin. Barbarella has done NOTHING to fix the situation other than offering to donate $100 to a gay charity. REALLY??? How about fucking firing the idiots who said and did those things? Absolutely absurd.

sixtyforty:

We were outback and I kicked over an empty plastic cup with my heels and was about to walk back inside when this white guy with dreads grabbed my by the throat and started shoving me back to where the cup was and was screaming at me to pick up the cup and put it in the trash can “like a human…

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kimjongillookingatthings:

looking at coal

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puppaaayyyy

ryangoslingvspuppy:

Who’s cuter, Ryan or a Puppy?

Reblog your choice

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faantasticccc

halloweenorwilliamsburg:

Ugh, morning commutes, AMIRITE?

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Wheeeeeeereee can I GET one of these?

tulle-andflora:

This is definitely one of the coolest Save The Date invitations I have seen. Remember these things from when you were a child? Love the idea! 

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you iphone kids crack me up.

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